(because caffeine and chaos are the real business partners)
Welcome to the Maker Mayhem: The Burnout Collection — a 7-sticker reality check for the over-caffeinated, underappreciated makers who are just trying to finish one project without a breakdown or 12 revisions. This pack is your daily dose of snark, hustle, and passive-aggressive humor wrapped in high-quality vinyl.
Includes these painfully accurate truths:
"My Niche? I Choose Chaos"
"Warning: May Bite If You Want a Bulk Discount on an Order of 3"
"Design. Delete. Cry. Repeat."(Relatable? We don’t want to talk about it.)
"Customer Said It Was Just a Quick Edit… And Now It’s 2037"
"Custom Orders and Mental Breakdowns – Both Made In-House"
"We Cut. We Print. We Cry. It’s a Lifestyle."
"Final_Final_For_Real_This_TimeV7.ai"(We see you, file hoarders.)
Printed on 5 durable white vinyl stickers and 2 holographic ones (because your trauma deserves to shine). Water-resistant, weather-tolerant, sass-approved.
Stick these on your laptop, cutting station, or emotional support water bottle—just maybe not on your last nerve. That one’s already overloaded.
Warning: May cause uncontrollable laughter and unwanted self-reflection.
